So we'll be doing a west coast tour come mid january. We'll be skiping every thing on the east coast this time cause we just did a tour there already a few months back. In other words don't say dumb shit like "please come here" when you know damn well where you live either is a complete shit hole (cue raised hands from Florida and anywhere between Austin and AZ) or we've already been there.
Even though we hate L.A, we'll be starting the tour there. I don't think we've ever played L.A without getting kicked out of the venue, owing someone a lot of money or thinking it "went well".
But we're idiots and we stick to tradition so L.A is the start date...kinda.
After the last tour we did and heaping way too many ugly looking asshooles in a van we've decided we're going for comfort on this trip. Meaning we'll be driving the van the full distance from New Hampshire to L.A with no shows in between...well maybe one show. But the chances of that are un-likely at best, and where we have no idea.
5 dudes in a van and 3 days of solid 24hr driving...yes, idiots!
The dates are below as well as the first flyer (thanks kindly to Smash Mckenney) whom not only booked this tour graciously for us but also will appear at every show head butting every asshole that gets in her way. I'm calling for more blood and less teeth by the end of this tour.
Dates look like this right now...
JANUARY 12th @ Mike Singers House
604 arlington ave. Morgantown wv, 26501
JANUARY 14th @ Tyrone's (details forthcoming)
JANUARY 15TH @ The Blvd
w/The Funeral pyre
JANUARY 16th @ 418 project in Santa Cruz, CA
w/ a shitload of bands
JANUARY 17th @ The Hemlock in San Francisco, CA
JANUARY 18th @ @ Johnny B's, which is @ 35 S. Bartlett St. Medford, OR
JANUARY 19TH @ the hiding place in tacoma, WA
bribri's 26th birthday show @ the hiding place in tacoma
JANUARY 20TH @ the morgue in seattle, WA
JANUARY 21ST @ the Boneyard in portland, OR (I turn old...another b-day on tour!)
+ MORE TBA
JANUARY 22ND @ HCC evergreen building in olympia, WA
+ MORE TBA
JANUARY 23RD @ EL CORAZÓN in seattle, WA 21+